Welcome to the Agency!
System: Triangle Agency
DM: Joelle
Employees Required: Up to 5 (players)
Cognito Inc. is a rapidly expanding corperation focusing on keeping the world safe and its people safer (and dumber)!
A recent logistical miscalculation (not our fault) has resulted in an active anomaly requiring immediate containment. We need a dedicated, resourceful, and preferably still corporeal team to track it down, neutralize it, and file the appropriate paperwork (on time, please). What You'll Be Doing:
- Preserve Reality (for Mundane Beings)
- Apprehend Anomalies (for Storage in the Vault)
- Control Yourself (for Long-term Employability)
- Implementing containment strategies (Training Provided... eventually)
- Following all Cognito Inc. protocols
- Paperwork (Lots of it)
Who We’re Looking For:
- Anyone (We're desprate!)
Why Join Us?
- Gain amazing new powers
- Spontaneous promotions
- Meet Bigfoot!
- Free Housing!!!
Cognito Inc. is an equal-opportunity employer. Employees may be subject to spontaneous promotions, involuntary department transfers, and periodic existential audits. After applying for the job, please contact our HR department for further instructions: ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶e̶r̶s̶@̶c̶o̶g̶n̶i̶t̶o̶.̶i̶n̶c̶ joelle.hili@outlook.com
🌟 When? April 12th, 6 PM – 11 PM
🌟 Where? Valletta Design Cluster